The Frappuccino

I had my first Frappuccino today. And probably my last.

It was too good. It was gulpable. And I'm not the sort of gal who can afford to spend ridiculous amounts of money on highly caloric beverages that can be consumed in under 30 seconds.

I like black coffee. And the occasional glass of wine. I can't gulp them. I must sip. They're better financial investments, as I end up enjoying them for significantly longer than their sugary alternatives. Plus, the antioxidants in said drinks make me feel sophisticated and healthy. And grown-up.

But milk-based sweet drinks? Gone, baby, gone.