Boyzone

(I make no excuses for the cheese. But I do acknowledge it.)

American boy bands, take note. This is how you do it:

1. Wear suits. Slick back your hair. Girls like grease.
   
2. Sing something ridiculously catchy. Pretend it's also ridiculously deep.
   
3. Half dance. Like you know how but don't care enough to overexert yourselves.
4. Keep the girls super-stylized and synchronized.
5. Hug like men.
6. Smirk.
   

And yes, that's the same Ronan who got stuck in my head earlier. He's stalking me. As men tend to do.

"Love You Anyway"