Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Five Thoughts

  1. If I put makeup on at 6:30 am, I wash it off and reapply before going anywhere in the evening. I'm pretty sure Revlon isn't designed for an 18-hour day. Plus, washing my face plays tricks with my brain. I forget that I'm tired and think that I'm about to start my day all over again.
  2. Greg Brady creeps me out. You have no idea. I think it's the fact that he once dated his TV mom. Or that he's just plain creepy.
  3. Today I met someone and thought, "Wow, he looks like a good-looking Lyle Lovett." Is this even possible?**
  4. The Bible + new friends + homemade chocolate cream puffs = a pretty great Tuesday evening.
  5. I was a vegetarian today. Accidentally. Somebody, kill me a chicken.

**I've since changed my mind. He looks like Chris Isaak.

10 comments:

mike said...

sams going to shoot you for #5

nathan said...

because as we all know...bullets are to be used on humans only

Elizabeth Gordon said...

:) :) :)

#4 sounds intriguing. tell me more!

nadine said...

I finally got off my butt and checked out a local home church. And had a blast.

There's finally a little community of Christians within walking distance.

Cue my happy dance :)

.sam.wellhauser. said...
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.sam.wellhauser. said...

oh number five break my heart...

nadine said...

It's a proverbial chicken, not a literal one :)

No animals were harmed in the typing of this post.

And you know you're my favorite vegetarian. Just don't tell me that you support PETA's bid for Ben and Jerry's to make their ice cream out of human breast milk. Then we may have to duel it out....

Sarah said...

Greg Brady dated his TV mom? Oh, gross! I did not need to know that! I join you in finding him creepy!

.sam.wellhauser. said...

Oh my, I dislike everything about PETA, I'm a feminist before I'm a vegetarian.

I seriously loath PETA. Its definitely in my top three things I dislike strongly in this world.

michael lewis said...

A group of hippies make their repeated cameo appearances in many episodes of Futurama.

In one, they are protesting about animal treatment, and by the year 3000, PETA has changed its name to mankind's ethical animal treatment.

Yes, the acronym is M.E.A.T.

** No, this is not possible. "Good-looking" and "Lyle Lovett" are not synonyms. They are antonyms. Much like the duality of deity, should you partake of that particular philosophy. The ying, the yang, the good, the bad, forever at odds, never ever being one another.