Girls Are Evil

As my contribution to a super-deep conversation about finding love on reality TV, I sent an email to my coworkers that simply said, "Girls are evil."

And Dave, always ready to back up such statements with proof, quickly validated my little sentence of truth.

This is what happens when you work with people who have mastered Googling and spend all day researching quirky unconfirmable facts. ("Abdula longbata" is not the lower part of the brainstem, Brendan Fraser. Sheesh.)

Dave, you should really revive your blog. In the meantime, I'll periodically blog on your behalf.

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