Tales From Orillia: Part 2

Last night, I played Cranium with my family. Too much sugar was involved, as evidenced by the insanity below.

"Thursday was named after the god of jaundice."

"'Pooh Bear' is what 1 year olds who are broken call Winnie-the-Pooh."

"If it's a wombat, just draw a check mark."

"Let's play Monopoly tag. If you tag someone worth more than you, you own them."

"Apparently salamanders are on the way out."

"The dealer's always the loudest."

"If you write that down, I will break you."

"Is that what you meant the first time? Oh. We thought you were just stupid."

"Mom's just learning about thumbs for the first time."

"Open doors mean death."