Longest Election Campaign Ever

I'd vote for Al Gore. Because I think of him every time I turn off the tap. Or sit in the dark rather than waste energy. And when the heating gets out of control in my apartment, I hear him crying.

But I suppose that would require some citizenship-altering/time-machine intervention.... Seriously, what the world needs now is Marty McFly.

According to Natalie Portman, the choice is clear:

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Vote well, my American friends. Vote early, vote often.

I was going to post this video the other day. But Beth did it for me. Because she's the cooler West-coast version of me.