I have some wonderful cousins (Hello, if you're reading this!) who sang this song quite heartily over dinner yesterday, despite not knowing the lyrics nearly as well as they thought. (I can't believe you forgot the "And I've come to step on your chickens" part!)
This is for them.
Best Christmas song involving a bank robber, a viking and the IRS ever.
(Dad, your comment in the last post also inspired this. My family has an animated-vegetables problem.)