Because Googling yourself is so 2001, YouTubing yourself is now where it's at. Uh, sort of.
My high-school music teacher used to sing this every time I entered the room. Yes, I survived until the age of 14 before discovering Chuck Berry's serenade to moi.
Please admit you've done the same. Everyone needs to find a song with their name in it. If there isn't one, start writing!