Monday, May 15, 2006

Blonde Moment of the Month

I got a scary-looking letter in the mail about my life insurance policy. It said my status was pending as I sent them incomplete medical records. "How could this be?" I asked myself in panic, feeling a fatal disease coming on.

At the bottom of the third page of documents was my error: I was supposed to sign my name and the date. I signed my name and birth date. Yes, folks, I told the insurance people that I signed my statement of health in 1983.

Obviously, I'm a horrible liar.

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