I was walking down the street. In a dress. A man approached me. An older, slightly scruffy gentleman with a European accent. Because I was listening to my iPod, he had to tap me on the shoulder to get my attention.
"Excuse me. You have no idea how elegant you are. Here's my email. I want to show you how desirable you are, too."
With that, he handed me his card.
Make your next sexual experience a sensual adventure.PaveltheLover@*****.com
I smiled, took the card and thanked him. Because I could think of no other appropriate response. I don't hit strangers. Unfortunately for him, I rarely email them either.
Oh, Pavel the Lover, thanks for giving me a great story to tell. Good luck with the ladies.*