Joel

Happy Birthday, Joel.

And William Shakespeare.
And Timothy McVeigh.
And Michael Moore.
And Valerie Bertinelli.
And Roy Orbison.
And Shirley Temple.

But mostly Joel.

I did not buy you an attack cat.
I did not buy you your weight in Skittles.
It is illegal to steal "Pedestrian X" signs, so I did not get you one of those either.

Isn't the fact that you're not dead celebration enough?

See you Saturday.
Love you.